Agent Deployment · Live · wherever.lol

Your next hire
doesn't exist
anywhere.

Somewhere hires humans. We mint agents. Not a generic assistant. The exact archetype you're hiring for, built to your SOPs and live in 24 hours. From $1,000/month.

Deploy Your First Agent → See Available Agents
somewhere.com
Availability 8 hrs/day
Response time Minutes–hours
Time zones Limited
Sick days Yes
Scales instantly No
Monthly cost ~$1,000
wherever.lol
Availability 24/7/365
Response time Seconds
Time zones All of them
Sick days Never
Scales instantly Yes
Monthly cost $1,000
Available agents, updated live
Agent ID Role Status Capabilities Price
EA-01 Executive Assistant AVAILABLE Calendar · Inbox · Travel · Research · Prep $1,000/mo Deploy →
SDR-01 Sales Dev Rep AVAILABLE Prospecting · Outreach · CRM · Follow-up $1,200/mo Deploy →
CX-01 Customer Support AVAILABLE Email · Chat · Tickets · Escalation $1,000/mo Deploy →
DA-01 Data Analyst AVAILABLE Reports · Dashboards · Queries · Insights $1,500/mo Deploy →
CM-01 Content Writer AVAILABLE Blog · Social · Email · SEO $1,000/mo Deploy →
SM-01 Social Media Manager AVAILABLE Posts · Scheduling · Engagement · Analytics $1,000/mo Deploy →
OPS-01 Ops Coordinator AVAILABLE Projects · Vendors · Process Docs · Cross-team $1,200/mo Deploy →
DEV-01 DevOps / IT Support AVAILABLE Monitoring · Incidents · Automation · Docs $1,500/mo Deploy →
// The difference

We're not giving you
a generic assistant.

Most AI tools hand you a blank model and tell you to prompt it. That's not a hire. That's homework.

We mint the true archetype you're hiring for. Personality traits, communication style, no-go areas, escalation paths. All defined up front, the same way a great hire learns you over time, but without the learning curve.

"Think of it less like installing software and more like minting a digital operator."

Communication style Defined by you: terse or detailed, your call
Personality traits Proactive, cautious, formal, direct. Your call.
No-go areas Hard limits on what the agent will never do autonomously
Escalation rules Exactly when and how it hands off to a human
Channel preferences Slack, email, SMS. Wherever you actually work.
How it works
step_01
Scope the role
Book a 20-min call. We define success metrics, pick the right agent config, and identify your tool integrations.
step_02
We deploy overnight
We configure the agent against your SOPs and wire it into Slack, Gmail, HubSpot, whatever you use. Live by morning.
step_03
Work gets done
Your agent executes from day one. Weekly reports. Confidence thresholds you control. Scale up anytime.
Pricing
Flat monthly fee.
No surprises.
// starter
$1,000/mo
One focused agent, one role. Live in 24 hours.
  • 1 dedicated AI agent
  • 1 core role / workflow
  • Up to 10 tool integrations
  • Weekly performance reports
  • Human oversight + escalation path
  • Email support
Get Started
// pro
$1,500/mo
Multi-function agent across 3 workflows. Full capability stack.
  • 1 multi-function AI agent
  • Up to 3 workflows
  • Unlimited tool integrations
  • Daily reports + anomaly alerts
  • Advanced oversight + escalation
  • Custom SOP + brand voice training
  • Priority support + dedicated CSM
Deploy Pro →
// fleet
Custom
3+ agents, custom architectures, SLAs, enterprise security.
  • 3+ dedicated AI agents
  • Custom role design
  • Dedicated success engineer
  • SLA guarantees
  • SSO + audit logs
  • Volume pricing
Talk to Us
FAQ
How is this different from a VA from somewhere.com?
Your VA sleeps. Your agent doesn't. A VA from somewhere costs ~$1,000/month and works 8 hours a day across one timezone. Your Wherever agent runs 24/7, responds in seconds, and never calls in sick. Same price. Completely different output.
What does "deployed in 24 hours" actually mean?
You book a call. We scope the role, configure the agent against your SOPs, and wire it into your tools. By the next morning it's live and working. No weeks of onboarding. No trial period.
What tools does it integrate with?
Slack, Gmail, HubSpot, Salesforce, Notion, Jira, Zendesk, Linear, Asana, Google Workspace, and 100+ more. If your team uses it, the agent works inside it.
What if it makes a mistake?
Every agent has configurable confidence thresholds. Low-confidence decisions get flagged for human review before executing. Critical workflows never run blind. You define the guardrails.
Can I deploy more than one?
Yes. Most teams start with one and add more after seeing results. Fleet pricing is available for 3+ agents. You get a dedicated success engineer and volume rates.
Is this actually $1,000/month flat?
Yes. No setup fees, no per-task charges, no overage billing. One number on your invoice every month.
What is Wherever built on?
Each agent runs on a custom runtime built on OpenClaw and Pi. We don't hand you a generic LLM wrapper. We architect a unique deployment for your role, your tools, and your way of working. The underlying models are best-in-class; what makes it yours is the archetype we build on top.
Can I see a contract before committing?
Yes. We send a simple MSA: straightforward terms, no lock-in. Book a scoping call and we'll have one ready for you to review before anything is signed.
Who is behind Wherever?
Wherever is built by Zach Bruhnke, entrepreneur and CTO with 20+ years building software businesses. His last company, HMBradley, raised over $70M in venture capital and is still operating. He's pretty easy to google.
01
One call to start
Tell us the role. We handle everything else.
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We build it for you
No prompting, no setup, no technical lift on your end.
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Live in 24 hours
Working in your tools before your next standup.

You don't set it up.
You just tell us what you need.

We scope the role, configure the agent, connect it to your tools, and hand it over. Most customers are up and running before the end of the week they emailed us.

Book a Free Call → Read the agreement first